I’m single yet somehow manage to end up even more single. I wasn’t even in a relationship and somehow still managed to find myself in the middle of a breakup.
I was sitting on the couch, my tummy was rumbly and I felt a fart coming on. I was about to lift a cheek and let one slip, but then I remembered Louise and Tyler (and Grace!). I decided instead to head to the bathroom. I’m so glad I remembered their advice to never trust the fart, it saved my underwear from certain death. Thank you, thank you sooo much.